Monday, May 2, 2011

In LOVE wiD FB................

I am just writing this post out of utter ennui penning my experiences with FB in last few years.
When I was new to this FB thing, I generally use to come up with some funny status msg so as to amass some comments and popularity
I never got any.
But 1 thing I did notice, no matter what crap a girl keeps as a status on her wall, lots of comments use to flood in. I would like to cite one incident
1 girl, say P, wrote on her wall
P:yawwwnninngggg
5 min later a comment popped from a guy X
X: what happened dear?
(Man, do you think you need “something to happen” to have a Yawn)
That’s exactly what Y (another guy) counter-commented, a minute later
X (re-replied): why are you getting jealous Y?
And then crusade of comments kicked off.
X and Y fighting on the wall of G were like India and Pakistan fighting on the battle land of Japan.
M, K, D joined the war too.
Believe it, after another 2 hours or so, as many as 43 comments have been made on that ordinary status msg, in between there were few comments from the girl itself wailing “ heyy, stop this, this is my wall”( though she never deleted that msg)
Worst
Q, D, R and 7 other likes it.
Trust me guys, if I would have had 500+ friends in my friend list and would have came up with something like this on my wall , I am rest assured that my wall would have stayed virgin.

Not only this, myriad times I have seen that a fair descent pic of a guy merely emanating any comments but if a girl even keeps a pic of her sandal, u can see the flow of comments and a sequence of ‘likes it’.

There is only 1 case when something written on girls’ wall remain comment less,
That’s when, a guy writes on the girl’s wall
“heyy, wassup?? Where are you these days? Whats your new phone number”
And then…….the silence prevails
Sometimes, guys do flare up when they didn’t get the fair amount of anticipated comments and then they come up with something like “even FB has become boring these days” though they persistently add/make 2-3 msg/comments every day.
Overall, FB is a wonderful place to shit on others but when you shit on your own wall, no one spits back over it.
In love with FB (even sometimes as a mere spectator only)

Saturday, April 30, 2011

A Realization Quantum


" "Weakness" is that area of brain-mind mesh, which has the feeling of PAIN embedded to it. Thinking constantly about a thought which results constantly into that painful feeling makes us weak and creates a "habit" of the thought-feeling bond which is hard to escape..

In our consciousness, the only way of escaping is to find an answer in our thoughts which can heal the corresponding feeling of pain. We always search, ask, look, for an answer in our thoughts to feel better!

So if you get habitiual of that painful thought-feeling trap, always looking for some answer... it doesn't mean that now you're weak... it SOUNDS as a weakness coz the habit of it makes us INCAPABLE of escaping that trap..

and whenever you are INCAPABLE, people think you're WEAK! that you are NOT-CAPABLE. THAT YOU ARE NOT-STRONG!

But, its not true...

But, at the same time It should be taken that way...people SHOULD think that you are weak. If YOU cannot control your own mental instrument, coz thats the only way of being STRONG- "

A Realization Quantum by
Anuj Bhatnagar



I leave the rest for you to contemplate, squat down and think !!!..
Will be back soon with more…

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Life as we know it


THESE ARE  21 YEARS OF MY LIFE..FULL OF HOPE,FEAR,LOVE,TRUST,SUCCESS,FALIURE….

twenty-one.  In a bus: A reclined passenger seat usually offers a better night sleep than stretching across the backseat….

twenty.  confidence is sexy, arrogance is not. true humility is refreshing and inviting; fake humility has the opposite affect….

nineteen. give ear to people who think differently than you…

eighteen. true friends are to be wisely chosen, valiantly treasured, and held with open hands…..

seventeen. Enlace in chemical bonding and mutual bonding…..

sixteen. Litmus paper changes colour so does  life….

fifteen. People are more similar than they are different. Looking anyone in the eyes with love, compassion, respect, and dignity is one of the greatest gifts you can mutually give to that person and to yourself…..

Fourteen. Be open to learning from anyone, especially observe: children, old people, and yourself in the wake of "failure" -- irreplaceable teachers!

Thirteen. Till now ass meant donkey, dick meant a character in The Famous Five, chick meant a sweet cute hen….looking on the other side of the window….

twelve.  Finding ‘x’ , why don’t maths go and find himself…

eleven  Mischief is a spice of life. Weigh the consequences and proceed….

ten   on a see-saw, high but still  have to touch the sky…

nine. grace is the lubricant of all functional relationships….

eight. . if someone tells you to beware of his/her nasty-mean dog... that's not code for "here's a good challenge, try to make a new friend!"

 seven. laughter, honesty, and time: good medicines for grief….

six. Some things are really hard to explain: Pluto the non-planet,  wind blows, racism and equality, any relation between carbon dating AND new earth theory, the train of diagnostic thought on any of the recent Shaktiman episodes, the purpose of mosquitoes, the meaning of double rainbows, the genius of boomerangs, and.. "Sir" Edward Newton. Many conversations (though I'll still attempt to engage them) are over my head…

five. If you don't have a clue what people are talking about, it's usually better to just admit it….

fourIf you bring home a new word, and (hypothetically speaking) try it out at the dinner table                        and get this response, "WHAT did you say?"... the appropriate thing to do NEVER is to                        repeat the word with greater volume and surety.

three. If you get an obvious haircut and people don't compliment your new look, it's probably NOT because they didn't notice.

two. Crawling is not enough... u need to stand…standing is not enough u need to stand high

one. Faith, Hope, and Love are the truest currencies... they are to be wholeheartedly gained and diligently  invested.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

The SOLITARY cause.....of everything...

I would like to start not with an introduction to the peculiar and inappropriate title, which in itself is an ecstatic tale of emotional turmoil and will surely be revealed in due course of time, but with a small exercise for anyone and everyone who is reading along…
I would like you to remember and recollect to the finest details a moment in your life when you have felt the immediate and erupting urge to laugh and cry at the same time…a moment, a situation which you think about when you have to distract yourself from an atrocity. Think of it and try to feel once again those familiar feelings, the dampness of your tears, the fatigue of your cheek muscles, and the impulsive action of your hormones to your reflexes. Imagine all that. Now, ask yourself this question-
“How dependent are you mentally, emotionally and physically on the phenomena of GOOD LUCK?”

If your answer is “no I am not”, then the next few lines might be quite intriguing for you. (For those who have bravely accepted their dependence on luck, I assure you that the story is not over yet…so read along fellas!!)

To start with let us examine the most fundamental question that pops up in mind.
How do we define luck? And just like any other precariously budding engineer, what is the first thing I do to find this out..well..i use google!! And what catches the eye in the very first glance is the definition of luck itself on Wikipedia..

As I am enlightened by Wikipedia, “Luck or Fortuity is a belief in good or bad fortune in life caused by accident or chance, and attributed by some to reason of faith and superstition, which happens beyond a person’s control.”

Now this definition looks kinda vague dosent it??
To a normal person, who does not involve himself or herself in the unfathomable depths of philosophy, luck is something that is very intimately attached to hope, and hope my dear friends is generated by a feeling which has been the root cause for he escalation of mankind through thousand of years…from building stone houses to building pyramids, from being able to walk upright to be able to walk on the moon, everything is so ambiguously entwined that you cannot make a distinction between these well I should say creepy emotions…I call them creepy because they elude us so much.
If you come to think of it, especially those people who completely denied the existence of luck in their life, they cannot deny the presence of hope in their life and since they cannot deny hope they just cant run away from fear.
It is the immensely powerful and immaculate sense of fear which leads us to believe and profess our beliefs in social phenomena like Religion, god, destiny, nature, and what not…
It seems bizarre to look at it this way but it also seems at the same time thoroughly convincing that “if I feel lucky today that’s because I am damn afraid of almost anything and everything that goes about in this universe which is beyond my control.”
It really amuses me to ponder over the actuality that people with such great lives and achievements flaunt their luck and their devotion to respective deities but they overlook the very veracity that the pedestal mast of all civilisation has been not mere luck or an alliteration of good fortune but just one single human emotion, a result of your hormonal cacophony…FEAR!!.

I leave the rest for you to contemplate, squat down and think !!!..
Will be back soon with more…

learn MBA from me..

Management Lessons:


Lesson One...


An eagle was sitting on a tree... just resting... doing nothing. A rabbit saw the eagle and asked him,
"Can I also sit like you and do nothing"? The eagle answered, "Sure, why not"? So the rabbit sat on the
ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.


Management principle number one: To sit around doing nothing, you better be sitting very, very, high up.


Lesson Two...


A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, but I haven't
got the energy," sighed the turkey. "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" suggested the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients". The turkey pecked at a lump of that and found it actually gave him enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more, he reached the second
branch. Finally, on the fifth day, he found himself proudly perched at the very top. There, he was promptly
spotted by a farmer who shot him out of the tree.


Management Lesson Number Two...Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.


Lesson Three...


A little bird was flying South for the winter. It was so cold, the bird's wings froze and he fell to the ground
in a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dropping on him. As the frozen bird
lay there in the pile of that, it began to realize how warm it was; that was actually thawing him out. The bird
lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird's song and came to
investigate. The cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dropping and promptly dug him out and ate him.


Management lessons three, four and five...


Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.


Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.


When you're in deep shit it's best to keep your mouth shut.




I leave the rest for you to contemplate, squat down and think !!!..
Will be back soon with more…

the 9 Commandments of Women...

  1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
  2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
  3. Nothing : This is the calm before he storm. This means something, and ou should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
  4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
  5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
  6. That’s Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
  7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say ou’re welcome.
  8. Whatever : Is a women’s way of saying F$%KYOU!
  9. Don’t worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’
    For the woman’s response refer to #3.
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I leave the rest for you to contemplate, squat down and think !!!..
Will be back soon with more…