Tuesday, April 26, 2011

the 9 Commandments of Women...

  1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
  2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
  3. Nothing : This is the calm before he storm. This means something, and ou should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
  4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
  5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
  6. That’s Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
  7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say ou’re welcome.
  8. Whatever : Is a women’s way of saying F$%KYOU!
  9. Don’t worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’
    For the woman’s response refer to #3.
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I leave the rest for you to contemplate, squat down and think !!!..
Will be back soon with more…
     

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